PG 18+ OMOKOMO! Akpors saw his father and mother in bed "at it" so he asked, "daddy, what are you doing?" His father replied, ... "I am beating your mummy" Akpors thought for a while (with a sad face) and said, "Mama, but what offense at all have you committed in this house? Today four different men have beaten you, first was the gateman Idrissu, then Abuga the painter, that albino postman also beat you and now daddy, WHYYYYY?"

Akpos who has lived in Ghana all his life, just got admission into one of the Nigerian institutions. At the first day of lecture, the following conversation erupted... The Lecturer said, lets begin by reviewing some Nigerian history. The Lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Akpos, who had his hand up. Akpos replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875" Very good! said lecturer. Then, she asked again, who said, "The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response except from Akpos: "obasanjo , 1976." The Lecturer snapped at the class; class, you should be ashamed. Akpos, who is new to our Country, knows more about our history than you do. The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go". who said that? she demanded, Akpos put his hand up, "Buhari 1984". At that point, a student at the back scornfully said; Hmmm, you think you are smart? The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right"! Now, who said that? Again, Akpos said, "Babangida to Abiola, 1992". Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled I dey laugh ooh, Akpos smiled back and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now furious, another student yelled; "Oh yeah! Eat this"! Akpos jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998". Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; "You little poo. If you say anything else, I"ll kill you." Akpos frantically yelled at the top of his voice; "Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh poo, we're in Big trouble now!" Akpos whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007". Someone angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool" Akpors smiled and replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011" Now, the Lecturer managed to get up and asked Akpos; "please, who're you? Show your self"... Akpos jumped, yelled and said; "Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012" I THINK AKPOS DESERVES OUR LIKES AND SHARE ON THIS!!

There was a Lady who was engaged to Four Men: A Hunter, An Artiste, A Doctor and A Fisherman. One day she went to wash clothes by the river and all the Four Men were also at the river. Suddenly a crocodile bite her and dragged her into the water. The Artiste quickly compose a Sweet and Melodious Song that the crocodile raised its head above the water to listen to the song. The hunter shot the crocodile on its head and died. Then the lady floated on water. The fisherman also jumped into the river to brought her to the shore. Then the doctoron the other side took her to his hospital, treated her injuries and she was well again. *THE QUESTION: Pls, Who Deserves That Girl?

Akpos and his friend chiwendu went into the forest in search of lions. At the end of the day they found nothing. And decided to make a camp in the bush the next morning akpos woke up and saw 300 lions surrounding them. "Chiwendu, wake up!. we don hammer!!!

A married woman entered a Pharmacy , walked to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, ' I would like to buy FAST HUMAN POISON the Pharmacist asked , ' why , what... for ? the lady replied , ' I need it to poison my husband ', The Pharmacist shouted, ' Lord have mercy , it's against the law!! It's a sin. Absolutely not , ' shouted the lady. She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife . The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed, Why didn't you tell me you have a Prescription...aw ur val tin...

A very poor Man Akpos who had no wife, no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, saw a magician one day who promised to grant him only one wish. The Magician said to him; Tell me one thing you wish and i will do it for you right now. Akpos said; Okay, i have one wish, i want my mother to see my wife carrying two out of my children in my hummer jeep parked near the swimming pool in one of my many mansions situated at London city. The Magician fainted! One word for Akpos