Thursday, December 26, 2013

Pastor : There's a man here... Akpors : (shouts 4rm d crowd) It is me! Pastor : I repeat, There's a man here.. Akpors : (shouts from d crowd) it is me and my family. Pastor: I say there's a man Here.. Akpors : (shouts from d crowd) it is me ooooooh!!! Pastor : They have been sucking your blood for 5yrs now nd tomorrow u'll die. Akpors : Ah!!! no be me ooooh... Bye bye pastor

Monday, December 23, 2013

*If you like bleach yourself until u are brighter than ur future, it wil not make him love u more. *if you like dye ur hair likek sisqo or attach a weavon to ur eyes and say it eyelashes and try to look like Lady GaGa, it doesnt make u classy. *If u like use handkerchief as dress...wearing skimpy dresses and exposing all you have got, it doesnt make u sexy.(u are naked) Trying to be someone else can only make u look like a monster but being yourself makes uou beautiful and unique.

Friday, December 20, 2013

Akpos had been promoted to primary 5 and the teacher Miss Erimma was going round asking the pupils addition questions. She got to the first boy and asked "40 + 6" the boy replied "forty six" "good" teacher replied and moved on "yes you, " 50+4" and the pupil replied "madam fifty four ".... again good the teacher remarked The teacher went round and round and round till she got to the last seat occupied the boy himself Akpos the teacher asked "yes you, Akpos, 60 + 10 ?" Akpos stood up and stammered " Ma-ma-ma Madam, its SIXTY TEN" The teacher miscarried her 8months old pregnancy instantly!!! . . . How Many Like For Akpos
Akpos had been promoted to primary 5 and the teacher Miss Erimma was going round asking the pupils addition questions. She got to the first boy and asked "40 + 6" the boy replied "forty six" "good" teacher replied and moved on "yes you, " 50+4" and the pupil replied "madam fifty four ".... again good the teacher remarked The teacher went round and round and round till she got to the last seat occupied the boy himself Akpos the teacher asked "yes you, Akpos, 60 + 10 ?" Akpos stood up and stammered " Ma-ma-ma Madam, its SIXTY TEN" The teacher miscarried her 8months old pregnancy instantly!!! . . . How Many Like For Akpos
Akpos had been promoted to primary 5 and the teacher Miss Erimma was going round asking the pupils addition questions. She got to the first boy and asked "40 + 6" the boy replied "forty six" "good" teacher replied and moved on "yes you, " 50+4" and the pupil replied "madam fifty four ".... again good the teacher remarked The teacher went round and round and round till she got to the last seat occupied the boy himself Akpos the teacher asked "yes you, Akpos, 60 + 10 ?" Akpos stood up and stammered " Ma-ma-ma Madam, its SIXTY TEN" The teacher miscarried her 8months old pregnancy instantly!!! . . . How Many Like For Akpos
Akpos had been promoted to primary 5 and the teacher Miss Erimma was going round asking the pupils addition questions. She got to the first boy and asked "40 + 6" the boy replied "forty six" "good" teacher replied and moved on "yes you, " 50+4" and the pupil replied "madam fifty four ".... again good the teacher remarked The teacher went round and round and round till she got to the last seat occupied the boy himself Akpos the teacher asked "yes you, Akpos, 60 + 10 ?" Akpos stood up and stammered " Ma-ma-ma Madam, its SIXTY TEN" The teacher miscarried her 8months old pregnancy instantly!!! . . . How Many Like For Akpos
Akpos had been promoted to primary 5 and the teacher Miss Erimma was going round asking the pupils addition questions. She got to the first boy and asked "40 + 6" the boy replied "forty six" "good" teacher replied and moved on "yes you, " 50+4" and the pupil replied "madam fifty four ".... again good the teacher remarked The teacher went round and round and round till she got to the last seat occupied the boy himself Akpos the teacher asked "yes you, Akpos, 60 + 10 ?" Akpos stood up and stammered " Ma-ma-ma Madam, its SIXTY TEN" The teacher miscarried her 8months old pregnancy instantly!!! . . . How Many Like For Akpos