Pastor : There's a man here... Akpors : (shouts 4rm d crowd) It is me! Pastor : I repeat, There's a man here.. Akpors : (shouts from d crowd) it is me and my family. Pastor: I say there's a man Here.. Akpors : (shouts from d crowd) it is me ooooooh!!! Pastor : They have been sucking your blood for 5yrs now nd tomorrow u'll die. Akpors : Ah!!! no be me ooooh... Bye bye pastor

*If you like bleach yourself until u are brighter than ur future, it wil not make him love u more. *if you like dye ur hair likek sisqo or attach a weavon to ur eyes and say it eyelashes and try to look like Lady GaGa, it doesnt make u classy. *If u like use handkerchief as dress...wearing skimpy dresses and exposing all you have got, it doesnt make u sexy.(u are naked) Trying to be someone else can only make u look like a monster but being yourself makes uou beautiful and unique.

Akpos had been promoted to primary 5 and the teacher Miss Erimma was going round asking the pupils addition questions. She got to the first boy and asked "40 + 6" the boy replied "forty six" "good" teacher replied and moved on "yes you, " 50+4" and the pupil replied "madam fifty four ".... again good the teacher remarked The teacher went round and round and round till she got to the last seat occupied the boy himself Akpos the teacher asked "yes you, Akpos, 60 + 10 ?" Akpos stood up and stammered " Ma-ma-ma Madam, its SIXTY TEN" The teacher miscarried her 8months old pregnancy instantly!!! . . . How Many Like For Akpos

Akpos had been promoted to primary 5 and the teacher Miss Erimma was going round asking the pupils addition questions. She got to the first boy and asked "40 + 6" the boy replied "forty six" "good" teacher replied and moved on "yes you, " 50+4" and the pupil replied "madam fifty four ".... again good the teacher remarked The teacher went round and round and round till she got to the last seat occupied the boy himself Akpos the teacher asked "yes you, Akpos, 60 + 10 ?" Akpos stood up and stammered " Ma-ma-ma Madam, its SIXTY TEN" The teacher miscarried her 8months old pregnancy instantly!!! . . . How Many Like For Akpos

Akpos had been promoted to primary 5 and the teacher Miss Erimma was going round asking the pupils addition questions. She got to the first boy and asked "40 + 6" the boy replied "forty six" "good" teacher replied and moved on "yes you, " 50+4" and the pupil replied "madam fifty four ".... again good the teacher remarked The teacher went round and round and round till she got to the last seat occupied the boy himself Akpos the teacher asked "yes you, Akpos, 60 + 10 ?" Akpos stood up and stammered " Ma-ma-ma Madam, its SIXTY TEN" The teacher miscarried her 8months old pregnancy instantly!!! . . . How Many Like For Akpos

Akpos had been promoted to primary 5 and the teacher Miss Erimma was going round asking the pupils addition questions. She got to the first boy and asked "40 + 6" the boy replied "forty six" "good" teacher replied and moved on "yes you, " 50+4" and the pupil replied "madam fifty four ".... again good the teacher remarked The teacher went round and round and round till she got to the last seat occupied the boy himself Akpos the teacher asked "yes you, Akpos, 60 + 10 ?" Akpos stood up and stammered " Ma-ma-ma Madam, its SIXTY TEN" The teacher miscarried her 8months old pregnancy instantly!!! . . . How Many Like For Akpos

Akpos had been promoted to primary 5 and the teacher Miss Erimma was going round asking the pupils addition questions. She got to the first boy and asked "40 + 6" the boy replied "forty six" "good" teacher replied and moved on "yes you, " 50+4" and the pupil replied "madam fifty four ".... again good the teacher remarked The teacher went round and round and round till she got to the last seat occupied the boy himself Akpos the teacher asked "yes you, Akpos, 60 + 10 ?" Akpos stood up and stammered " Ma-ma-ma Madam, its SIXTY TEN" The teacher miscarried her 8months old pregnancy instantly!!! . . . How Many Like For Akpos

Teacher:- what's wrong? Akpos :- our house is very small. Me, my mum,my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Akpos r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye" Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer. The following morning Akpos comes back with a severe black eye again. Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again? Akpos:- Dad asked me again, Akpos are u sleeping? & I shut up& kept dead still.Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing like Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, R u coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, r u coming too? Dad answered:- Yes. They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming ..

REAL NAME: AKPOS .NICK NAME: THE WISE ONE.HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from live lion, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging up & down mount Everest.MY RECORD: Fought with a tyrannosaurus rex and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my breathe under water for2months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds... d list is much.GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone. Fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st man to land on the sun.SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day.EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the last one is now animbecile.PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, When a cobra broke its teeth and died after biting me and secondly, I roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I'm the GODs greatess and I really don't liketo show off...... Wishing you a fufilled and blessful week ahead.

Akpos has been admiring his neighbor's wife. The neighbor's wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpos didn't know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires because she's married. So,one day the lady herself approached Akpors alone in his apartment. AKPOS: Hi. LADY: Hi. AKPOS: Is everything alright? LADY: Yes. Just need little help from you (Smiling seductively). AKPOS: Wow! Anything for the angel. LADY: I...I...I...just don't know how to say this. I'll be so ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no. AKPOS: Oh my lady. you don't have to. I am ready to do anything for you. LADY: You know, it's been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled... AKPOS: Yes! Yes! Yes! LADY: And even when he's around,he has some... (pause for a while) he has some disabilities... AKPOS: Oh poor you... You must have been going through hell! LADY: I know you'll be stronger than him... AKPOS: Sure. LADY: Can you help me? AKPOS: Wow! Now? Sure, I'm ready if you are ready. LADY: Oh thanks goodness! that's why I came to you. Can you help me carry our deep freezer from our kitchen to the next street for repairs? Akpos nearly Cried!!!