Monday, December 2, 2013

REAL NAME: AKPOS .NICK NAME: THE WISE ONE.HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from live lion, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging up & down mount Everest.MY RECORD: Fought with a tyrannosaurus rex and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held my breathe under water for2months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds... d list is much.GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone. Fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st man to land on the sun.SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day.EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the last one is now animbecile.PROUDEST MOMENTS: Firstly, When a cobra broke its teeth and died after biting me and secondly, I roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I'm the GODs greatess and I really don't liketo show off...... Wishing you a fufilled and blessful week ahead.

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