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TEACHER: what is d chemical
formula 4water?
AKPOS: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are u talking abt?
AKPOS:Yesterday u said it's H to O

One word for akpos??

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CHOOSE YOUR WISH NOW. IN THE NAME OF
GOD IT WILL COME TRUE IN THIS NEW MONTH

1. House
2. Car
3. husband
4. Wife
5. Child
6. Job
7. Money
8. Love
9. Happiness
11. Success
12. Dignity
13. Promotion at work.
14. Relief from sickness.
15. Other. mention?

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******TRY AND SEE******

Many people have tried it and it work for them, is now your turn To know When God will answer your prayers? Kindly press capital letter L, followed by capital letter D without
space then click SPACE, u will be amazed. Try it!!!!!
Happy New Month And Independence
How many Like  fro akpos.......plsssssssss..

Akpos
Akpos Laugh Time!
Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her and says "can
I kiss u"?
Girl; Not now, I'm at home
Boy; please
Girl ; No
Boy; u were too sweet in bed 2day
Girl: waoh! u too, full of energy. I culd not believe we had 4 rounds.
Boy: let me kiss u gudnite
Girl: someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.
This goes on for 10 mins
Then girl's brother appears at d gate and says;
"Dad says whether u kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the
intercom button, everyone at home is listening to ur conversation!

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Akpos Question!
In Jamaica they have Usain Bolt
In America they have Barack Obama
In South Africa they have Nelson Mandela
In China they have Jackie Chan
And in your country you have________?

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AKPOS QUESTION!!!
We know 90% will fail this,
We know 5% will run away!!
We know 5% will get d correct
answer
.
Try to be among the
5% that will get it
.
.
So here is the question
10 + 10 X 0 + 10 -10 = ???
A. 10
B. 0
C. 200
D. 135
E. 20
F. 125
G. 30

A correct answer producer will recieve a suprise in his/her inbox

Akpos Akpos The Comedian
Akpos Story!!!

E get dis restaurant wey i dey chop for Gariki. One oyibo dey always come chop there too. Any time dis
oyibo chop finish, him go dey shout “hey!!!”, so i wonder wetin dey make am shout.
I decide to chop wetin the oyibo dey always chop, so maybe me self go shout too. When i reach d
restaurant last week friday, I order wetin the man dey chop, dem tell me say na chicken and red wine, so i
chop am.
I surprise say i no shout, i even collect extra plate, but i still nor shout. Na then i just vex ask for my bill.
The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken and red wine na N45,000, and the extra plate na another
N45,000.
Na then i come shout heyyyyyyyyy!heyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyy!!! heiiiiiiiiiii!!!!Untill i reach house i still dey
shout........Happy independence day.