Guys wey dey always brag about their Hustle, you hustle reach Judas? That guy sold Jesus. Mehn # Hustle_of_life. * Ugly girls getting married every Saturday, the pretty ones will be buying ASO EBI, looking glamorous in the wedding pictures, waiting for Dangote's son. * Shout out to all the girls who feel they need to wash noodles before cooking it. I respect your Hygiene. * I bet Messages from mobile operators in 2050 will say "DEAR CUSTOMERS, GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT STRUGGLE, SMS "CHILD" TO 12345" * You are 20years and dating a 52year old man and then you call him your Baby, is he your baby or ancestor? SMH, your matter dey Shiloh. * One good thing about been ugly. At least you would be least considered if @all e catch u self, for rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do JUJU na! * You dey snap facebook pictures for another person Hummer, don't worry Honey when thievies go find you come, dem go nack you Hammer. * At the age of 40, you still dey your Mama House dey drag Head of fish with your siblings...... Chai! The witch wey dey your village carry your picture dey fan herself, Abi na devil dey dance "COUP D'ECALE" with your destiny. * You be housemaid and you dey sing "I'M THE BOSS BY RICK ROSS" Mehn you get case for C.A.C * You are a first class graduate at 40years without any job and you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing "I AINT GOT NO WORRIES". My Dear, even the devil is weeping for you. * Opportunity knocks but once. If you hear a 2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister, check well, na Jehovah witness. * if read all this Note above and u no laff, na bcoz say food no dey ur hause that's why * if just read and leave, aint sure if ur name dey 2015 # fact

akpos ¤¤AKPOS IN A MATHEMATIC CLASS TO SOLVE A QUESTION¤¤ In a mathematics class, the teacher wrote on the blackboard 8xy+3gy-14(18/3)=3g-7yx Then he called little Akpos and said “Please Akpos come and solve this little problem for us” Gladly and quickly, Akpos walked to the blackboard, took the duster and wiped the whole blackboard clean.. Then he turns to the teacher and says, ”The problem is solved and disappear sir”

Akpors escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one? The Receptionist on phone replied; "Just a minute sir hold on let me check." A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; "There is no one sir." Akpors exclaimed; Wow! Okay my dear, thank you. The Receptionist said; "But why did you ask sir?." Akpors replied; Nothing much, I just wanted to confirm whether I really escaped!

PG 18+ OMOKOMO! Akpors saw his father and mother in bed "at it" so he asked, "daddy, what are you doing?" His father replied, ... "I am beating your mummy" Akpors thought for a while (with a sad face) and said, "Mama, but what offense at all have you committed in this house? Today four different men have beaten you, first was the gateman Idrissu, then Abuga the painter, that albino postman also beat you and now daddy, WHYYYYY?"

Akpos who has lived in Ghana all his life, just got admission into one of the Nigerian institutions. At the first day of lecture, the following conversation erupted... The Lecturer said, lets begin by reviewing some Nigerian history. The Lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the land of my fathers?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Akpos, who had his hand up. Akpos replied: "King Jaja of Opobo, 1875" Very good! said lecturer. Then, she asked again, who said, "The land use act will feed the nation?" Again, no response except from Akpos: "obasanjo , 1976." The Lecturer snapped at the class; class, you should be ashamed. Akpos, who is new to our Country, knows more about our history than you do. The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: "Ghana must go". who said that? she demanded, Akpos put his hand up, "Buhari 1984". At that point, a student at the back scornfully said; Hmmm, you think you are smart? The Lecturer glared and asked; "All right"! Now, who said that? Again, Akpos said, "Babangida to Abiola, 1992". Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled I dey laugh ooh, Akpos smiled back and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now furious, another student yelled; "Oh yeah! Eat this"! Akpos jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998". Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; "You little poo. If you say anything else, I"ll kill you." Akpos frantically yelled at the top of his voice; "Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!" The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh poo, we're in Big trouble now!" Akpos whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007". Someone angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a fool" Akpors smiled and replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011" Now, the Lecturer managed to get up and asked Akpos; "please, who're you? Show your self"... Akpos jumped, yelled and said; "Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012" I THINK AKPOS DESERVES OUR LIKES AND SHARE ON THIS!!

There was a Lady who was engaged to Four Men: A Hunter, An Artiste, A Doctor and A Fisherman. One day she went to wash clothes by the river and all the Four Men were also at the river. Suddenly a crocodile bite her and dragged her into the water. The Artiste quickly compose a Sweet and Melodious Song that the crocodile raised its head above the water to listen to the song. The hunter shot the crocodile on its head and died. Then the lady floated on water. The fisherman also jumped into the river to brought her to the shore. Then the doctoron the other side took her to his hospital, treated her injuries and she was well again. *THE QUESTION: Pls, Who Deserves That Girl?

Akpos and his friend chiwendu went into the forest in search of lions. At the end of the day they found nothing. And decided to make a camp in the bush the next morning akpos woke up and saw 300 lions surrounding them. "Chiwendu, wake up!. we don hammer!!!