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Friday, July 17, 2015

I read this and felt touched,i decided to share..................Dr. Ahmed, a well-known cancer specialist, was once on his way to an important conference in another city where he was going to be granted an award in the field of medical research. He was very excited to attend the conference? ?and was desperate to reach as soon as possible. He had worked long and hard on his research and felt his efforts deserved the award he was about to obtain. However, two hours after the plane took off, the plane made an emergency landing at the nearest airport due to some technical snag. Afraid, that he wouldn't make it in time for the conference, Dr. Ahmed immediately went to the reception and found that next flight to the destination was after ten hours. The receptionist suggested him to rent a car and drive himself down to the conference city which was only four hours away. Having no other choice, he agreed to the idea despite his hatred for driving long distances. Dr. Ahmed rented a car and started his journey. However, soon after he left, the weather suddenly changed and a heavy storm began. The pouring rain made it very difficult for him to see and he missed a turn he was supposed to take. After two hours of driving, he was convinced he was lost. Driving in the heavy rain on a deserted road, feeling hungry and tired, he frantically began to look for any sign of civilization. After some time, he finally came across a small tattered house. Desperate, he got out of the car and knocked on the door. A beautiful lady opened the door. He explained the matter and asked her if he could use her telephone. However, the lady told him that she doesn't have a phone or any electronic gadget but told the doctor that if could come inside till weather improves. Hungry, wet and exhausted, the doctor accepted her kind offer and walked in. The lady gave him hot tea and something to eat. The lady told him that he can join her for prayers for which Dr. Ahmed smiled and said that he believe in hard work only and told her to continue with her prayers. Sitting on the table and sipping the tea, the doctor watched the woman in the dim light of candles as she prayed next to what appeared to be a small baby crib. Every time she finished a prayer, she would start another one. Feeling that the woman might be in need of help, the doctor seized the opportunity to speak as soon as she finished her prayers. The doctor asked her what exactly she wants from the God and inquired if God will ever listen or listen to her prayers. He further asked about the small child in the crib for whom she was apparently making a lot of prayers. The lady gave a sad smile and said that the child in the crib is his son who is suffering from a rare type of cancer and there is only one Doctor Ahmed who can cure him but she doesn't have money to afford his fee and moreover Dr Ahmed lives in another far off town. She said that God has not answered her prayer so far but said that God will create some way out one day and added that she will not allow her fears to overcome her faith. Stunned and speechless Dr Ahmed was in tears which were rolling down his cheeks. He whispered, God is great and recollected sequence of events. ....there was malfunction in the plane, a thunderstorm hit, and he lost his way; and all of this happened because God did not just answer her prayer but also gave him a chance to come out of materialistic world and give some time to the poor helpless people who have nothing but rich prayers. We should always remember five important steps in our daily life: 1) Ask 2) Believe 3) Receive 4) Faith 5) Giving May God bless us all. Don't stop praying, it will soon work for you in Jesus Name.

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Nollywood bad boy, Jim Iyke, who was rumoured to have dumped his girlfriend – Ghanian actress, Nadia Buhari – has opened up that they are still together, describing the report as false. The actor in a statement said, “I can assure you that whatever you may have heard regarding the misunderstanding between Jim and Nadia is pure speculation. Nonetheless, it is normal for lovers to disagree with each other occasionally or they would not be human beings. We are aware of the rumour about Jim and Nadia’s breakup, we have decided to ignore it because it is all false. They are still together.”

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Devil call Boko Haram, the following conversation was made: DEVIL: Helo! BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit? DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko Haram. BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u? DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e gud? BOKOHARAM: Watin we do? DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o. BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to us. DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey ask me watin hapen BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm u? DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go tel me say u no know watin una colect frm me? BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na. DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my respect. People no dey fear me like b4 again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?. Evrybody now dey fear una. BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so? DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na una word dem dey talk up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer point. How una take do am wey evrybody com dey fear una pas me d Devil? BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan knw watin hw we do am? DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make people dey fear u mor than me. BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay? DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay? BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo. BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all. DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux o. BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u afraid of us? DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make una take over, no problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem track dis cal)... Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend