Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o GOD: What have they done this time? Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them. GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing.... (phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…? Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later) GOD: hell-o Lucifer Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. (one hour later) Satan; Sorry Baba GOD. GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there? Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners"

Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o GOD: What have they done this time? Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them. GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing.... (phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…? Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later) GOD: hell-o Lucifer Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. (one hour later) Satan; Sorry Baba GOD. GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there? Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners"

Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o GOD: What have they done this time? Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them. GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing.... (phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…? Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later) GOD: hell-o Lucifer Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. (one hour later) Satan; Sorry Baba GOD. GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there? Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners"

Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o GOD: What have they done this time? Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them. GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing.... (phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…? Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later) GOD: hell-o Lucifer Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. (one hour later) Satan; Sorry Baba GOD. GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there? Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners"

Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o GOD: What have they done this time? Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them. GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing.... (phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…? Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later) GOD: hell-o Lucifer Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. (one hour later) Satan; Sorry Baba GOD. GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there? Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners"

Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o GOD: What have they done this time? Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them. GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing.... (phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…? Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later) GOD: hell-o Lucifer Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. (one hour later) Satan; Sorry Baba GOD. GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there? Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners"

Corper Akpos was part of the invigillators in a GCE exams holding in the school he is serving, right inside the school when the exam was on going, one sexy gal who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went straight to the gal to find what her problem is,and Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to the mathematics question. So, after the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up to arrange of how they would meet and the gal said: do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for u in the hall are fake oooo, thats my boyfriend waiting for me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do u think I read Mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school, all those answers I gave to you are fake!............

Corper Akpos was part of the invigillators in a GCE exams holding in the school he is serving, right inside the school when the exam was on going, one sexy gal who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went straight to the gal to find what her problem is,and Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to the mathematics question. So, after the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up to arrange of how they would meet and the gal said: do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for u in the hall are fake oooo, thats my boyfriend waiting for me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do u think I read Mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school, all those answers I gave to you are fake!............

Corper Akpos was part of the invigillators in a GCE exams holding in the school he is serving, right inside the school when the exam was on going, one sexy gal who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went straight to the gal to find what her problem is,and Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to the mathematics question. So, after the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up to arrange of how they would meet and the gal said: do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for u in the hall are fake oooo, thats my boyfriend waiting for me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do u think I read Mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school, all those answers I gave to you are fake!............

Corper Akpos was part of the invigillators in a GCE exams holding in the school he is serving, right inside the school when the exam was on going, one sexy gal who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went straight to the gal to find what her problem is,and Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to the mathematics question. So, after the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up to arrange of how they would meet and the gal said: do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for u in the hall are fake oooo, thats my boyfriend waiting for me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do u think I read Mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school, all those answers I gave to you are fake!............

Corper Akpos was part of the invigillators in a GCE exams holding in the school he is serving, right inside the school when the exam was on going, one sexy gal who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went straight to the gal to find what her problem is,and Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to the mathematics question. So, after the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up to arrange of how they would meet and the gal said: do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for u in the hall are fake oooo, thats my boyfriend waiting for me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do u think I read Mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school, all those answers I gave to you are fake!............

Corper Akpos was part of the invigillators in a GCE exams holding in the school he is serving, right inside the school when the exam was on going, one sexy gal who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went straight to the gal to find what her problem is,and Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to the mathematics question. So, after the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up to arrange of how they would meet and the gal said: do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for u in the hall are fake oooo, thats my boyfriend waiting for me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do u think I read Mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school, all those answers I gave to you are fake!............

Corper Akpos was part of the invigillators in a GCE exams holding in the school he is serving, right inside the school when the exam was on going, one sexy gal who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went straight to the gal to find what her problem is,and Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to the mathematics question. So, after the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up to arrange of how they would meet and the gal said: do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for u in the hall are fake oooo, thats my boyfriend waiting for me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do u think I read Mathematics? I studied Yoruba in school, all those answers I gave to you are fake!............

A pastor in a sunday church service said to the congregation; If you know your wife is beautiful come out and sow a wonderful seed. People whose wife were beautiful started coming out and dropping 2, 3, 4 Thousand Naira and so on. A man Akpos came out and dropped 5 naira. The pastor asked; Mr man, is your wife not beautiful? Why did you drop 5 Naira? Akpos replied; Pastor, if you see my wife, you will give me change. One word for Akpos.