Monday, January 6, 2014
Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these
Nigerians ... in heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
Angels: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic rules,
they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They
are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have
turned heaven upside down since the first time
we started admitting them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very
special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to
see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over
there…?
Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an
issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned
into a crisis.
(one hour later)
Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over
there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in
hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have
quenched the fire in hell and installed air
conditioners"
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