AKPORS THE MADMAN A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise. So, one of them (Akpos) entered the Pilot’s Cabin; MADMAN (Akpos): Teach me how to fly a plane! PILOT : I would, but under one condition. Akpos : What ? PILOT : If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet. (5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet! PILOT : Wow!! How did you get them to keep quiet ? Akpos: I opened the door and asked them to go and play outside!!