Saturday, November 2, 2013
Three Men, A Philosopher, A
Mathematician And Akpos,Were
Out Riding In The Car When It
Crashed Into A Tree. Before
Anyone Knows It, The Three Men
Found Themselves Standing Before The Pearly Gates Of
Heaven, Where St. Peter And
The Devil Were Standing
Nearby. “Gentlemen,” The Devil Started,
“Due To The Fact That Heaven Is
Now Overcrowded, Therefore St.
Peter Has Agreed To Limit The
Number Of People Entering
Heaven. If AnyoneOf You Can Ask Me A Question Which I
Don’t Know Or Cannot Answer,
Then You’re Worthy Enough To
GoTo Heaven; If Not, Then You’ll
Come With Me To Hell.” The Philosopher Then Stepped
Up, “OK, Give Me The Most
comprehensive Report On
Socrates’ Teachings.” With A
Snap Of His Finger, A Stack Of
Paper Appeared Next To The Devil. The Philosopher Read It
And Concluded It Was Correct. “Then, Go To Hell!” With Another
Snap Of His Finger, The Philosopher Disappeared.
The Mathematician Then Asked,
“Give Me The Most Complicated
Formula You Can Ever Think Of!” With A Snap Of His Finger,
Another Stack Of Paper
Appeared Next To The Devil. The
Mathematician Read It And
Reluctantly AgreedIt Was
Correct. “Then, Go To Hell!” With Another Snap Of His Finger, The
Mathematician Disappeared,
Too. Akpos Then Stepped Forward
And Said, “Bring Me A Chair!”
The Devil Brought Forward A
Chair. “Drill 7 Holes On The
Seat”, Said The Idiot. The Devil
Did Just That. Akpos Then Sat On The Chair And Let Out A Very
Loud Fart. Standing Up, He
Asked, “Which HoleDid My Fart
Come Out From?” The Devil
Inspected The Seat And Said,
“The Third H0le From The Right.” “Wrong,” Said Akpors, “It’s
From My Assh0le.” ....Akpos Went To Heaven
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