Akpos, a coffin maker was on his way to deliver a coffin when his van broke down. He then decided to carry the coffin on his head and walk down to his destination. As he was walking Nigeria Police saw him and shouted; Stop there! Where are you going with that thing. Akpos stared at them in a strange manner. They shouted; Are you not the one we are talking to. Akpos then said; I don't like the place i was buried. So i am relocating. The Police Men took to their heels. One word for Akpos.