Saturday, May 31, 2014

Devil call Boko Haram, the following conversation was made: DEVIL: Helo! BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit? DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko Haram. BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u? DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e gud? BOKOHARAM: Watin we do? DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o. BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to us. DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey ask me watin hapen BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm u? DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go tel me say u no know watin una colect frm me? BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na. DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my respect. People no dey fear me like b4 again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?. Evrybody now dey fear una. BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so? DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na una word dem dey talk up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer point. How una take do am wey evrybody com dey fear una pas me d Devil? BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan knw watin hw we do am? DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make people dey fear u mor than me. BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay? DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay? BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo. BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all. DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux o. BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u afraid of us? DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make una take over, no problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem track dis cal)... Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Devil call Boko Haram, the following conversation was made: DEVIL: Helo! BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit? DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko Haram. BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u? DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e gud? BOKOHARAM: Watin we do? DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o. BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to us. DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey ask me watin hapen BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm u? DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go tel me say u no know watin una colect frm me? BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na. DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my respect. People no dey fear me like b4 again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?. Evrybody now dey fear una. BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so? DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na una word dem dey talk up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer point. How una take do am wey evrybody com dey fear una pas me d Devil? BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan knw watin hw we do am? DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make people dey fear u mor than me. BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay? DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay? BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo. BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all. DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux o. BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u afraid of us? DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make una take over, no problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem track dis cal)... Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Devil call Boko Haram, the following conversation was made: DEVIL: Helo! BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit? DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko Haram. BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u? DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e gud? BOKOHARAM: Watin we do? DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o. BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to us. DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey ask me watin hapen BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm u? DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go tel me say u no know watin una colect frm me? BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na. DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my respect. People no dey fear me like b4 again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?. Evrybody now dey fear una. BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so? DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na una word dem dey talk up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer point. How una take do am wey evrybody com dey fear una pas me d Devil? BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan knw watin hw we do am? DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make people dey fear u mor than me. BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay? DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay? BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo. BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all. DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux o. BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u afraid of us? DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make una take over, no problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem track dis cal)... Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Devil call Boko Haram, the following conversation was made: DEVIL: Helo! BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit? DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko Haram. BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u? DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e gud? BOKOHARAM: Watin we do? DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o. BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to us. DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey ask me watin hapen BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm u? DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go tel me say u no know watin una colect frm me? BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na. DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my respect. People no dey fear me like b4 again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?. Evrybody now dey fear una. BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so? DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na una word dem dey talk up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer point. How una take do am wey evrybody com dey fear una pas me d Devil? BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan knw watin hw we do am? DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make people dey fear u mor than me. BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay? DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay? BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo. BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all. DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux o. BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u afraid of us? DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make una take over, no problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem track dis cal)... Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Devil call Boko Haram, the following conversation was made: DEVIL: Helo! BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit? DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko Haram. BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u? DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e gud? BOKOHARAM: Watin we do? DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o. BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to us. DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey ask me watin hapen BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm u? DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go tel me say u no know watin una colect frm me? BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na. DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my respect. People no dey fear me like b4 again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?. Evrybody now dey fear una. BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so? DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na una word dem dey talk up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer point. How una take do am wey evrybody com dey fear una pas me d Devil? BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan knw watin hw we do am? DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make people dey fear u mor than me. BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay? DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay? BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo. BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all. DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux o. BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u afraid of us? DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make una take over, no problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem track dis cal)... Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Guys wey dey always brag about their Hustle, you hustle reach Judas? That guy sold Jesus. Mehn # Hustle_of_life. * Ugly girls getting married every Saturday, the pretty ones will be buying ASO EBI, looking glamorous in the wedding pictures, waiting for Dangote's son. * Shout out to all the girls who feel they need to wash noodles before cooking it. I respect your Hygiene. * I bet Messages from mobile operators in 2050 will say "DEAR CUSTOMERS, GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT STRUGGLE, SMS "CHILD" TO 12345" * You are 20years and dating a 52year old man and then you call him your Baby, is he your baby or ancestor? SMH, your matter dey Shiloh. * One good thing about been ugly. At least you would be least considered if @all e catch u self, for rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do JUJU na! * You dey snap facebook pictures for another person Hummer, don't worry Honey when thievies go find you come, dem go nack you Hammer. * At the age of 40, you still dey your Mama House dey drag Head of fish with your siblings...... Chai! The witch wey dey your village carry your picture dey fan herself, Abi na devil dey dance "COUP D'ECALE" with your destiny. * You be housemaid and you dey sing "I'M THE BOSS BY RICK ROSS" Mehn you get case for C.A.C * You are a first class graduate at 40years without any job and you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing "I AINT GOT NO WORRIES". My Dear, even the devil is weeping for you. * Opportunity knocks but once. If you hear a 2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister, check well, na Jehovah witness. * if read all this Note above and u no laff, na bcoz say food no dey ur hause that's why * if just read and leave, aint sure if ur name dey 2015 # fact