Saturday, May 31, 2014
Devil call Boko Haram, the following
conversation was made:
DEVIL: Helo!
BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit?
DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko
Haram.
BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to
Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u?
DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e
gud?
BOKOHARAM: Watin we do?
DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o.
BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to
us.
DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey
ask me watin hapen
BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm
u?
DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go
tel me say u no know watin una colect frm
me?
BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na.
DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my
respect. People no dey fear me like b4
again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?.
Evrybody now dey fear una.
BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so?
DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na
una word dem dey talk
up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko
dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na
evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer
point.
How una take do am wey evrybody com
dey fear una pas
me d Devil?
BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan
knw watin hw we do am?
DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make
people dey fear u mor
than me.
BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay?
DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay?
BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres
DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo.
BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all.
DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una
don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux
o.
BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u
afraid of us?
DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una
no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make
una take over, no
problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem
track dis cal)...
Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Devil call Boko Haram, the following
conversation was made:
DEVIL: Helo!
BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit?
DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko
Haram.
BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to
Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u?
DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e
gud?
BOKOHARAM: Watin we do?
DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o.
BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to
us.
DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey
ask me watin hapen
BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm
u?
DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go
tel me say u no know watin una colect frm
me?
BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na.
DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my
respect. People no dey fear me like b4
again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?.
Evrybody now dey fear una.
BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so?
DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na
una word dem dey talk
up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko
dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na
evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer
point.
How una take do am wey evrybody com
dey fear una pas
me d Devil?
BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan
knw watin hw we do am?
DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make
people dey fear u mor
than me.
BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay?
DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay?
BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres
DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo.
BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all.
DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una
don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux
o.
BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u
afraid of us?
DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una
no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make
una take over, no
problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem
track dis cal)...
Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Devil call Boko Haram, the following
conversation was made:
DEVIL: Helo!
BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit?
DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko
Haram.
BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to
Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u?
DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e
gud?
BOKOHARAM: Watin we do?
DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o.
BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to
us.
DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey
ask me watin hapen
BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm
u?
DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go
tel me say u no know watin una colect frm
me?
BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na.
DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my
respect. People no dey fear me like b4
again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?.
Evrybody now dey fear una.
BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so?
DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na
una word dem dey talk
up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko
dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na
evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer
point.
How una take do am wey evrybody com
dey fear una pas
me d Devil?
BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan
knw watin hw we do am?
DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make
people dey fear u mor
than me.
BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay?
DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay?
BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres
DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo.
BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all.
DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una
don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux
o.
BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u
afraid of us?
DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una
no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make
una take over, no
problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem
track dis cal)...
Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Devil call Boko Haram, the following
conversation was made:
DEVIL: Helo!
BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit?
DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko
Haram.
BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to
Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u?
DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e
gud?
BOKOHARAM: Watin we do?
DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o.
BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to
us.
DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey
ask me watin hapen
BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm
u?
DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go
tel me say u no know watin una colect frm
me?
BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na.
DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my
respect. People no dey fear me like b4
again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?.
Evrybody now dey fear una.
BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so?
DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na
una word dem dey talk
up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko
dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na
evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer
point.
How una take do am wey evrybody com
dey fear una pas
me d Devil?
BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan
knw watin hw we do am?
DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make
people dey fear u mor
than me.
BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay?
DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay?
BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres
DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo.
BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all.
DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una
don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux
o.
BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u
afraid of us?
DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una
no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make
una take over, no
problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem
track dis cal)...
Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Devil call Boko Haram, the following
conversation was made:
DEVIL: Helo!
BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit?
DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko
Haram.
BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to
Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u?
DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e
gud?
BOKOHARAM: Watin we do?
DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o.
BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to
us.
DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey
ask me watin hapen
BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm
u?
DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go
tel me say u no know watin una colect frm
me?
BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na.
DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my
respect. People no dey fear me like b4
again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?.
Evrybody now dey fear una.
BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so?
DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na
una word dem dey talk
up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko
dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na
evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer
point.
How una take do am wey evrybody com
dey fear una pas
me d Devil?
BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan
knw watin hw we do am?
DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make
people dey fear u mor
than me.
BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay?
DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay?
BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres
DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo.
BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all.
DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una
don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux
o.
BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u
afraid of us?
DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una
no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make
una take over, no
problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem
track dis cal)...
Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Guys wey dey always brag about their Hustle,
you
hustle reach Judas?
That guy sold Jesus. Mehn # Hustle_of_life. *
Ugly girls getting married every Saturday, the
pretty
ones will be buying ASO EBI, looking glamorous
in the wedding
pictures, waiting for
Dangote's son. * Shout out to all the
girls who feel
they need to wash
noodles before
cooking it. I respect
your Hygiene. * I bet Messages from
mobile
operators in 2050 will
say
"DEAR
CUSTOMERS, GET YOUR WIFE
PREGNANT TODAY
WITHOUT
STRUGGLE, SMS "CHILD"
TO 12345" * You are 20years and
dating a
52year old man and then you
call him your
Baby, is he your baby
or ancestor? SMH, your matter dey
Shiloh. * One good thing about
been ugly. At
least you would be
least considered if @all e catch u self,
for rituals. Dem no dey
use JUJU do JUJU na! * You dey snap
facebook pictures for
another person
Hummer, don't
worry Honey when
thievies go find you come, dem go nack
you
Hammer. * At the age of 40, you
still dey your
Mama House dey drag
Head of fish
with your siblings......
Chai! The witch wey dey your
village carry
your
picture dey fan
herself, Abi na devil
dey dance "COUP D'ECALE"
with
your destiny. * You be housemaid and
you dey
sing "I'M THE BOSS BY
RICK ROSS"
Mehn
you get case for C.A.C * You are a first class
graduate at
40years without any
job and you
dey follow Lil Wayne
dey sing "I AINT GOT NO
WORRIES". My Dear,
even
the devil is weeping
for you. * Opportunity knocks but
once. If you
hear a 2nd knock, My
Brother/My
Sister, check well, na
Jehovah witness. * if read all this Note above
and u no laff, na
bcoz say food no dey ur hause that's why * if
just read and leave, aint sure if ur name dey
2015 # fact
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