Saturday, May 31, 2014
Devil call Boko Haram, the following
conversation was made:
DEVIL: Helo!
BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit?
DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko
Haram.
BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to
Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u?
DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e
gud?
BOKOHARAM: Watin we do?
DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o.
BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to
us.
DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey
ask me watin hapen
BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm
u?
DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go
tel me say u no know watin una colect frm
me?
BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na.
DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my
respect. People no dey fear me like b4
again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?.
Evrybody now dey fear una.
BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so?
DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na
una word dem dey talk
up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko
dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na
evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer
point.
How una take do am wey evrybody com
dey fear una pas
me d Devil?
BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan
knw watin hw we do am?
DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make
people dey fear u mor
than me.
BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay?
DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay?
BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres
DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo.
BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all.
DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una
don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux
o.
BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u
afraid of us?
DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una
no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make
una take over, no
problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem
track dis cal)...
Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Devil call Boko Haram, the following
conversation was made:
DEVIL: Helo!
BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit?
DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko
Haram.
BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to
Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u?
DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e
gud?
BOKOHARAM: Watin we do?
DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o.
BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to
us.
DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey
ask me watin hapen
BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm
u?
DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go
tel me say u no know watin una colect frm
me?
BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na.
DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my
respect. People no dey fear me like b4
again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?.
Evrybody now dey fear una.
BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so?
DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na
una word dem dey talk
up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko
dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na
evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer
point.
How una take do am wey evrybody com
dey fear una pas
me d Devil?
BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan
knw watin hw we do am?
DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make
people dey fear u mor
than me.
BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay?
DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay?
BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres
DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo.
BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all.
DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una
don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux
o.
BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u
afraid of us?
DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una
no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make
una take over, no
problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem
track dis cal)...
Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Devil call Boko Haram, the following
conversation was made:
DEVIL: Helo!
BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit?
DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko
Haram.
BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to
Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u?
DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e
gud?
BOKOHARAM: Watin we do?
DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o.
BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to
us.
DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey
ask me watin hapen
BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm
u?
DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go
tel me say u no know watin una colect frm
me?
BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na.
DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my
respect. People no dey fear me like b4
again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?.
Evrybody now dey fear una.
BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so?
DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na
una word dem dey talk
up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko
dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na
evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer
point.
How una take do am wey evrybody com
dey fear una pas
me d Devil?
BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan
knw watin hw we do am?
DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make
people dey fear u mor
than me.
BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay?
DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay?
BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres
DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo.
BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all.
DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una
don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux
o.
BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u
afraid of us?
DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una
no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make
una take over, no
problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem
track dis cal)...
Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Devil call Boko Haram, the following
conversation was made:
DEVIL: Helo!
BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit?
DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko
Haram.
BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to
Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u?
DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e
gud?
BOKOHARAM: Watin we do?
DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o.
BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to
us.
DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey
ask me watin hapen
BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm
u?
DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go
tel me say u no know watin una colect frm
me?
BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na.
DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my
respect. People no dey fear me like b4
again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?.
Evrybody now dey fear una.
BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so?
DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na
una word dem dey talk
up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko
dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na
evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer
point.
How una take do am wey evrybody com
dey fear una pas
me d Devil?
BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan
knw watin hw we do am?
DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make
people dey fear u mor
than me.
BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay?
DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay?
BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres
DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo.
BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all.
DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una
don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux
o.
BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u
afraid of us?
DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una
no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make
una take over, no
problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem
track dis cal)...
Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Devil call Boko Haram, the following
conversation was made:
DEVIL: Helo!
BOKOHARAM: Helo who i dey talk wit?
DEVIL: dis is devil, i want to speak to Boko
Haram.
BOKO HARAM: yoowa! U ar welcm to
Bokoharam. watin can we do 4 u?
DEVIL: the thing wey una dey do shey e
gud?
BOKOHARAM: Watin we do?
DEVIL: Una dey fall my hand no b smal o.
BOKO HARAM: Devil Watin hapen? talk to
us.
DEVIL: U colect my title finish u dey
ask me watin hapen
BOKO HARAM: na whch title we colect frm
u?
DEVIL: No dey ask me rubbish, shey u go
tel me say u no know watin una colect frm
me?
BOKOHARAM: We no knw abeg yarn us na.
DEVIL: since una come out i don luz my
respect. People no dey fear me like b4
again. Una wan take ova frm me abi?.
Evrybody now dey fear una.
BOKO HARAM: Devil watin make u talk so?
DEVIL: go to d street an see 4 ursef, na
una word dem dey talk
up and down, dem dey panik, 4 radio nko
dat one na daily basis, 4 TV dat one na
evry hr. What of church, na una b d prayer
point.
How una take do am wey evrybody com
dey fear una pas
me d Devil?
BOKO HARAM: Hahahaha u wan
knw watin hw we do am?
DEVIL: yez now tel me d secret wey make
people dey fear u mor
than me.
BOKOHARAM: Oya tel us wia u dey stay?
DEVIL: Why u dey ask wia i dey stay?
BOKOHARAM: nothin, jux giv us ur adres
DEVIL: Abeg make we leav dat one jo.
BOKOHARAM: jux tel us ur abode thats all.
DEVIL: dats nt all o. Bokoharm Una
don start again, i get wife and pikin 4 haux
o.
BOKO HARAM: What does that mean? Ar u
afraid of us?
DEVIL: I dey craze? Why i no go fear? Una
no wan make i live long abi? Abeg make
una take over, no
problem. (Make i cut d phone b4 Dem
track dis cal)...
Lwtmb... Moni pals........api wkend
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Guys wey dey always brag about their Hustle,
you
hustle reach Judas?
That guy sold Jesus. Mehn # Hustle_of_life. *
Ugly girls getting married every Saturday, the
pretty
ones will be buying ASO EBI, looking glamorous
in the wedding
pictures, waiting for
Dangote's son. * Shout out to all the
girls who feel
they need to wash
noodles before
cooking it. I respect
your Hygiene. * I bet Messages from
mobile
operators in 2050 will
say
"DEAR
CUSTOMERS, GET YOUR WIFE
PREGNANT TODAY
WITHOUT
STRUGGLE, SMS "CHILD"
TO 12345" * You are 20years and
dating a
52year old man and then you
call him your
Baby, is he your baby
or ancestor? SMH, your matter dey
Shiloh. * One good thing about
been ugly. At
least you would be
least considered if @all e catch u self,
for rituals. Dem no dey
use JUJU do JUJU na! * You dey snap
facebook pictures for
another person
Hummer, don't
worry Honey when
thievies go find you come, dem go nack
you
Hammer. * At the age of 40, you
still dey your
Mama House dey drag
Head of fish
with your siblings......
Chai! The witch wey dey your
village carry
your
picture dey fan
herself, Abi na devil
dey dance "COUP D'ECALE"
with
your destiny. * You be housemaid and
you dey
sing "I'M THE BOSS BY
RICK ROSS"
Mehn
you get case for C.A.C * You are a first class
graduate at
40years without any
job and you
dey follow Lil Wayne
dey sing "I AINT GOT NO
WORRIES". My Dear,
even
the devil is weeping
for you. * Opportunity knocks but
once. If you
hear a 2nd knock, My
Brother/My
Sister, check well, na
Jehovah witness. * if read all this Note above
and u no laff, na
bcoz say food no dey ur hause that's why * if
just read and leave, aint sure if ur name dey
2015 # fact
Sunday, March 23, 2014
akpos
¤¤AKPOS IN A MATHEMATIC CLASS
TO SOLVE A QUESTION¤¤
In a mathematics class, the
teacher wrote on the
blackboard
8xy+3gy-14(18/3)=3g-7yx
Then he called little Akpos and
said “Please Akpos come and solve
this little problem for
us”
Gladly and quickly, Akpos walked
to the blackboard, took the duster and
wiped the whole
blackboard clean..
Then he turns to the teacher
and says, ”The problem is solved
and disappear sir”
Saturday, March 1, 2014
Akpors escaped from Yaba Psychiatric
Hospital. When he got home, he called
the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and
asked; Is there any one in Room eight
at Ward one?
The Receptionist on phone replied; "Just a minute sir hold on let me check."
A while later the Receptionist came back on the phone and said; "There is no one sir."
Akpors exclaimed; Wow! Okay my dear, thank you.
The Receptionist said; "But why did you ask sir?."
Akpors replied; Nothing much, I just
wanted to confirm whether I really
escaped!
Friday, February 28, 2014
PG 18+
OMOKOMO!
Akpors saw his father and mother in bed "at it" so he asked,
"daddy, what are you doing?"
His father replied,
...
"I am beating your mummy"
Akpors thought for a while (with a sad face) and said,
"Mama, but what offense at all have you committed in this house? Today four different men have beaten you, first was the gateman Idrissu, then Abuga the painter, that albino postman also beat you and now daddy, WHYYYYY?"
Akpos who has lived in Ghana all his
life, just
got admission into one of the Nigerian
institutions.
At the first day of lecture, the following
conversation
erupted...
The Lecturer said, lets begin by
reviewing some Nigerian history.
The Lecturer asked who said, "I
shall return to die in the land of my
fathers?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except
for
Akpos, who had his hand up.
Akpos replied: "King Jaja of Opobo,
1875"
Very good! said lecturer.
Then, she asked again, who said, "The
land
use act will feed the nation?" Again, no
response
except from Akpos: "obasanjo ,
1976."
The Lecturer snapped at the class;
class, you
should be ashamed. Akpos, who is
new to
our
Country, knows more about our
history than
you do.
The Lecturer heard a loud whisper:
"Ghana
must
go".
who said that? she demanded, Akpos
put
his hand up, "Buhari 1984".
At that point, a student at the back
scornfully
said; Hmmm,
you think you are smart?
The Lecturer glared and asked; "All
right"!
Now, who said that?
Again, Akpos said, "Babangida to
Abiola,
1992".
Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled I
dey
laugh ooh, Akpos smiled back and
said
Obasanjo
to Atiku 2001.
Now furious, another student yelled;
"Oh
yeah! Eat this"!
Akpos jumped out of his chair
waving his
hand and shouting to the Lecturer,
"Indian
mistress giving an apple to Abacha,
1998".
Now, with almost mob hyseria,
someone said;
"You little poo. If you say anything
else, I"ll kill
you."
Akpos frantically yelled at the top of
his voice;
"Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"
The Lecturer fainted, and as the class
gathered around her on the floor,
someone
said; "Oh poo,
we're in Big trouble now!"
Akpos whispered; "Chimaroke
Nnamani,
Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon
2007".
Someone angrily said; "Dont answer
him, he
is a fool" Akpors smiled and replied;
"Obansanjo
to IBB, 2011"
Now, the Lecturer managed to get up
and
asked Akpos; "please, who're you?
Show
your self"...
Akpos jumped, yelled and said;
"Jonathan to
BOKO HARAM, 2012"
I THINK AKPOS DESERVES OUR LIKES
AND
SHARE ON THIS!!
Saturday, February 22, 2014
There was a Lady who was engaged to Four
Men: A Hunter, An Artiste, A Doctor and A
Fisherman.
One day she went to wash clothes by
the river and all the Four Men
were also at the river.
Suddenly a crocodile bite her
and dragged her into the water.
The Artiste quickly compose a Sweet and Melodious Song that the crocodile raised its head above the water to
listen to the song.
The hunter shot the crocodile on its head and died. Then the lady floated on water.
The fisherman also jumped into the river to brought her to the shore.
Then the doctoron the other side took her to his hospital,
treated her injuries and she was well again.
*THE QUESTION:
Pls, Who Deserves That Girl?
Thursday, February 20, 2014
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
A married woman entered a Pharmacy , walked to the Pharmacist, looked
straight into his eyes and said, ' I would like to buy FAST HUMAN POISON
the Pharmacist asked , ' why , what... for ? the lady replied , ' I need it to
poison my husband ', The Pharmacist shouted, ' Lord have mercy , it's
against the law!! It's a sin. Absolutely not , ' shouted the lady.
She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife .
The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed, Why didn't you tell me you have a Prescription...aw ur val tin...
Monday, February 17, 2014
A very poor Man Akpos who
had no wife, no child, no
money, no home, a blind
mother, saw a magician one
day who promised to grant him
only one wish. The Magician said to him; Tell
me one thing you wish and i
will
do it for you right now. Akpos said; Okay, i have one
wish, i want my mother to see
my wife carrying two out of
my children in my hummer jeep
parked near the
swimming pool in one of my many mansions situated at
London city. The Magician fainted! One word for Akpos
Monday, January 6, 2014
Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these
Nigerians ... in heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
Angels: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic rules,
they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They
are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have
turned heaven upside down since the first time
we started admitting them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very
special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to
see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over
there…?
Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an
issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned
into a crisis.
(one hour later)
Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over
there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in
hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have
quenched the fire in hell and installed air
conditioners"
Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these
Nigerians ... in heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
Angels: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic rules,
they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They
are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have
turned heaven upside down since the first time
we started admitting them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very
special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to
see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over
there…?
Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an
issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned
into a crisis.
(one hour later)
Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over
there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in
hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have
quenched the fire in hell and installed air
conditioners"
Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these
Nigerians ... in heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
Angels: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic rules,
they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They
are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have
turned heaven upside down since the first time
we started admitting them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very
special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to
see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over
there…?
Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an
issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned
into a crisis.
(one hour later)
Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over
there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in
hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have
quenched the fire in hell and installed air
conditioners"
Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these
Nigerians ... in heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
Angels: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic rules,
they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They
are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have
turned heaven upside down since the first time
we started admitting them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very
special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to
see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over
there…?
Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an
issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned
into a crisis.
(one hour later)
Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over
there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in
hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have
quenched the fire in hell and installed air
conditioners"
Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these
Nigerians ... in heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
Angels: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic rules,
they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They
are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have
turned heaven upside down since the first time
we started admitting them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very
special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to
see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over
there…?
Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an
issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned
into a crisis.
(one hour later)
Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over
there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in
hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have
quenched the fire in hell and installed air
conditioners"
Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these
Nigerians ... in heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
Angels: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic rules,
they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They
are reckless! (exasperated). In fact they have
turned heaven upside down since the first time
we started admitting them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very
special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to
see how he's doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over
there…?
Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an
issue I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned
into a crisis.
(one hour later)
Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over
there?
Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in
hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have
quenched the fire in hell and installed air
conditioners"
Corper Akpos was part of the
invigillators in a
GCE exams holding in the school
he is serving,
right inside the school when the
exam was on going, one sexy gal who was
wearing a
very short skirt and looking
gorgeous was
cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving
the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went
straight to
the gal to find what her problem
is,and
Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to
the mathematics question. So, after
the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up
to
arrange of how
they would meet and the gal said:
do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions
I was
displaying for u in the hall are
fake oooo,
thats my boyfriend waiting for
me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do
u think I
read Mathematics? I studied
Yoruba in school,
all those answers I gave to you
are fake!............
Corper Akpos was part of the
invigillators in a
GCE exams holding in the school
he is serving,
right inside the school when the
exam was on going, one sexy gal who was
wearing a
very short skirt and looking
gorgeous was
cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving
the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went
straight to
the gal to find what her problem
is,and
Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to
the mathematics question. So, after
the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up
to
arrange of how
they would meet and the gal said:
do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions
I was
displaying for u in the hall are
fake oooo,
thats my boyfriend waiting for
me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do
u think I
read Mathematics? I studied
Yoruba in school,
all those answers I gave to you
are fake!............
Corper Akpos was part of the
invigillators in a
GCE exams holding in the school
he is serving,
right inside the school when the
exam was on going, one sexy gal who was
wearing a
very short skirt and looking
gorgeous was
cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving
the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went
straight to
the gal to find what her problem
is,and
Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to
the mathematics question. So, after
the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up
to
arrange of how
they would meet and the gal said:
do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions
I was
displaying for u in the hall are
fake oooo,
thats my boyfriend waiting for
me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do
u think I
read Mathematics? I studied
Yoruba in school,
all those answers I gave to you
are fake!............
Corper Akpos was part of the
invigillators in a
GCE exams holding in the school
he is serving,
right inside the school when the
exam was on going, one sexy gal who was
wearing a
very short skirt and looking
gorgeous was
cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving
the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went
straight to
the gal to find what her problem
is,and
Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to
the mathematics question. So, after
the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up
to
arrange of how
they would meet and the gal said:
do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions
I was
displaying for u in the hall are
fake oooo,
thats my boyfriend waiting for
me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do
u think I
read Mathematics? I studied
Yoruba in school,
all those answers I gave to you
are fake!............
Corper Akpos was part of the
invigillators in a
GCE exams holding in the school
he is serving,
right inside the school when the
exam was on going, one sexy gal who was
wearing a
very short skirt and looking
gorgeous was
cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving
the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went
straight to
the gal to find what her problem
is,and
Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to
the mathematics question. So, after
the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up
to
arrange of how
they would meet and the gal said:
do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions
I was
displaying for u in the hall are
fake oooo,
thats my boyfriend waiting for
me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do
u think I
read Mathematics? I studied
Yoruba in school,
all those answers I gave to you
are fake!............
Corper Akpos was part of the
invigillators in a
GCE exams holding in the school
he is serving,
right inside the school when the
exam was on going, one sexy gal who was
wearing a
very short skirt and looking
gorgeous was
cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving
the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went
straight to
the gal to find what her problem
is,and
Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to
the mathematics question. So, after
the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up
to
arrange of how
they would meet and the gal said:
do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions
I was
displaying for u in the hall are
fake oooo,
thats my boyfriend waiting for
me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do
u think I
read Mathematics? I studied
Yoruba in school,
all those answers I gave to you
are fake!............
Corper Akpos was part of the
invigillators in a
GCE exams holding in the school
he is serving,
right inside the school when the
exam was on going, one sexy gal who was
wearing a
very short skirt and looking
gorgeous was
cutting eye for Corper Akpos, giving
the Akpos a seductive look, so the guy went
straight to
the gal to find what her problem
is,and
Corper Akpos gave the gal d solution to
the mathematics question. So, after
the exam, Corper Akpos followed d gal up
to
arrange of how
they would meet and the gal said:
do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions
I was
displaying for u in the hall are
fake oooo,
thats my boyfriend waiting for
me..Mugu!..and she laughed!....Corper Akpos said: do
u think I
read Mathematics? I studied
Yoruba in school,
all those answers I gave to you
are fake!............
Saturday, January 4, 2014
A pastor in a sunday church service said to the congregation; If you know your wife is beautiful come out and sow a wonderful seed.
People whose wife were beautiful started coming out and dropping 2, 3, 4 Thousand Naira and so on.
A man Akpos came out and dropped 5 naira.
The pastor asked; Mr man, is your wife not beautiful? Why did you drop 5 Naira?
Akpos replied; Pastor, if you see my wife, you will give me change.
One word for Akpos.
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