Thursday, October 31, 2013
One day at the end of
class little Johnny's teacher
has the class go home
and think of a story and
then conclude the moral
of that story. The
following day the teacher
asks for the first volunteer
to tell their story, little
Suzy raises her hand.
"My dad owns a farm and
every Sunday we load the
chicken eggs on the truck
and drive into town to sell
them at the market. Well,
one Sunday we hit a big
bump and all the eggs
flew out of the basket and
onto the road."
The teacher asks for the
moral of the story. Suzy
replies, "Don't keep all
your eggs in one basket."
Next is little Lucy. "Well
my dad owns a farm too
and every weekend we
take the chicken eggs and
put them in the incubator.
Last weekend only 8 of
the 12 eggs hatched."
The teacher asks for the
moral of the story. Lucy
replies "Don't count your
eggs before they're
hatched."
Last is little Johnny. "My
uncle Ted fought in the
Vietnam war; his plane
was shot down over
enemy territory. He
jumped out before it
crashed with only a case
of beer, a machine gun
and a machete. On the
way down he drank the
case of beer.
Unfortunately, he landed
right in the middle of 100
Vietnamese soldiers. He
shot 70 with his machine
gun, but ran out of
bullets, so he pulled out
his machete and killed 20
more. The blade on his
machete broke, so he
killed the last ten with his
bare hands".
Teacher looks in shock at
Johnny and asks if there is
possibly any moral to his
story.
Johnny replies, "Don't fuck
with uncle Ted when he's
been drinking!"
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