Akpors was sitting at a bar, and thinking about his life, when all of a sudden, Ironman, the town's most notorious thug smacks Akpors in the face and says "Thats KUNG FU, made in Japan". A while later, Ironman the thug smacks Akpors again and says "That's KARATE, made in Korea", then sat at the bar and started drinking. Akpors got up and leaves the bar. A short time later he comes back and smacks Ironman the thug, knocking him out cold and he said to the barman "When that IMBECILE wakes up, tell him that was a SHOVEL made in ABA....