Monday, October 21, 2013
Akpors just got admitted to the village
school, AKPAROROROKO GRAMMAR SCHOOL
d best school d d village and it was his
first day in school an inspector was
visiting.
The CRK teacher was in class telling them the
story of DANEIL IN THE LION'S DEN
when the sighted the principal and the
inspector heading towards the class. The
Old and forgetful CRK teacher wrote
GENESIS as the topic on the board
without thinking. Class: Good mooooooorning
sir, we are
happy to see u sir
Inspector: good morning class, i can see
your teacher is telling you what
happened in the book of genesis?
Class: yeeeeeeeees sir Inspector(pointing to
Akpors): ok, you
there, who killed Abel?
Akpors: Sir i don't know, i have been in
the class since 8am ask my friend Amos, i
didn't killed Abel sir.
Inspector(angry): i said who killed Abel?
Akpors: I am a christian, i can't kill. i don't
even know this Abel you are talking of, is
he in our class?
Inspector(turning to the teacher): ok
teacher can you tell the class who killed
Abel? Teacher(knees down and open his hands
wide): My son, How did you expect me to
kill, what example will i be laying to my
students if i kill a person?
Inspector(dissappointed turns to the
principal): ok class the principal will help to tell
us who killed Abel. Mr principal,
who killed Abel?
Principal: when u came to my office,
did'nt you see me there?
Inspector: I did
Principal: Did u see blood stains in my hands?
Inspector: No
Principal: How could i have killed Abel?
where is the proof that i did?
And the whole class clapped for the
principal, d inspector fainted.
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