aakposPRESENTER AKPOS: What’s your contribution?

CALLER: There is this lady I wanted in my life shortly
after my NYSC, But all my efforts proved abortive. She
wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me while
passing by for reasons best known to her, 5 months
later, I was able to get an apartment, get a new car
courtesy of a contract job I secured with a major oil company. Now most of the missed calls I have are hers,
barrage of sms and all that. I am confused on what to
do. Please advise me.

PRESENTER AKPOS: Listen up, give her a call letting her know you will be at her house in 2hrs time. When it’s
time call her up and delay for another 2hrs. Take a cool
Shower, wear a nice outfit and attention catching
perfume. When it’s time drive to her house, walk to her door and knock, once she opens, with d sexiest smile you've got, look stylishly into her eyes, draw her
slowly to yourself, take your mouth close to her ear and
whisper ''THUNDER FIRE U'.

Pls is Akpos right or not?????