(At a table in a restaurant, Akpos and a Lady having dinner)
Akpos: Baby, I love you, would
you please marry me?
Lady: (stands up and lands a
sound slap on his face)I have waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds,
bought books and listened to
tapes, even went out of my
way to be nice to every male
species of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching
football and play station. I
went to Daystar, from
Daystar, I went to House on
the Rock, from House on the
rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, from there i went
to This Present Winners
looking every where for you l
went from a size 14 to a size
10, so that when you see me
you’d love what you see. I left Lagos, went to Abuja,
from Abuja I went to Port-
Harcourt, then I went all the
way to Kano I joined hi-five,
from hi-five to facebook, then
I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted,
hoping you would show up! for
where? I uploaded only my
best pictures on Facebook,
infact I took photo sessions to
look my best, all for you o! I attended all the weddings,
whether the invitation was
direct or indirect! The next
place I was hoping to check
was the moon, before you
crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to
mine! So it was you all this
while? The neighbour I said
hello to every morning? Were
you trying to destroy my
faith? You almost rendered my prayer life useless? What were
you waiting for? What sign
where you looking for? Do you
want to kill me before you
reveal yourself?!!!Now be a
gentleman,get down on your knees and put that ring on
my finger!!
Akpos replied: I was only joking..!!!

ONE WORD FOR AKPOS???