How to know you are
CURSED ......

1. After working for 30 days you get fired
without salary.
2. If you download anything from the
internet and it fails in 99%.
3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and
can't understand your own handwriting.
4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k
today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow
5. You go to the restaurant on your first
date. and after eating fish,the bone chock
you!
6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room
and johnny does not stand.
7. If u break with your boyfriend and he
wins 200M shillings the next day.
8. If you use a heavy perfume, bt your
body odour still remain.
9. If you work in a company for 10yrs
without promotion or rise in salary.
10. If you lie to Armed robber that you
don't have a phone and it rings..
11. If the person that you are cursing in a
traffic turns out to be the person
interviewing you.
12. If your car spend more time at the
mechanic than on the road.
13. If you don't pass both mathematics and
english in your final exam.
14. If you get to the exam hall and you
can't remember your first name
15. If you lie to a Armed robber that you
don't have money and your phone start
ringing 'chop my money, I don't care'.
16. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
17. After photoshopping your picture you
still look ugly.
18. If a rat eats only your name out of
your important document.