A man is badly injured and the
doctor wanted to know what
happened..
Doctor: what happened?
Farmer: This morning, I was milking
my cow. She kicked the bucket with
left foot so I tied it to a pole and
started milking. She kicked with right
foot spilling the milk, so I tied her
right foot to another pole. She
knocked down the bucket of milk with
her tail, so I took off my belt and tied
her tail. As I was tying her tail, my
pants fell down, just then my wife
came.. Some things you just can’t
explain. And only for me to wake up
here in hospital.
One word for the man